Baby Business

Everybody needs a job. I've gone back to work, Drake went back to work long ago, even Petey has a job ("Cleanup, aisle 3, kitchen spill"). And then there's the baby.

We let her freeload for a while. You know, just to get her feet wet and figure out this world outside the womb. But hey, she's 5 months old now -- you don't get a free ride forever, kid. We had to use tough love. Now, every day, we send her to The Office.

Oh, she was resistant at first. I mean, she's had it pretty good -- gets carried wherever she wants to go, fed on demand, washed without lifting a finger. It was a sweet ride. But once she tried The Office she was hooked.

It's all Baby Business, all the time.